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Gameoverse 4 Gameoverse 4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 10, 2010

Man...

The voice acting in this one is so awesome. Good one.


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Earthquake Girl Earthquake Girl

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 5, 2006

Pretty funny if you ask me.

THe drawings made me think about some anime but I cant put my finger on it... any way not many people make movies with girls blowing up things or licking almost between their legs like a cat (which I liked the most btw) and enjoy it ; especaily with a bazooka. I think its about time that some one did this so I call this movie uniqe and a favorite of mine.



Tribute to Kingdom Hearts Tribute to Kingdom Hearts

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 27, 2006

Great graphics but if u had time you couldve made.

a waaay longer movie with more action that would get 9's and 10's all over it, probably if they didnt even know the game. To all the people who actually gave this a bad review,I understood that it was hell of short but never hearing of it? Hmm, you have the money to get a computer and play games but dont have the brain to search up whats new and cool IN gaming? akward... and dont dare call me a nerd; lets notice another thing here:your also on the computer on newgrounds replying to what I said. You get an F for being such a newb and yes you can shut-up now.one more thing...try making your own movie with graphics like this guy made, I'll see you on a foot ball field drinking beer to forget how horrible you made your drawings and to forget how scrambled your brain is.


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Motherload Motherload

Rated 4 / 5 stars September 27, 2006

Listen to my story I swear its not a waste of time

Ok here goes I was playing this game on a kiddie site and it caught my attention. Here iam :a n00b of the game ok upgrades and stuff blah blah blah .9 days later.. im in around 2,000 feet getting the good stuff around there and I blame three things:1 my cp for lagging so mannnny times,2 me for not upgrading my cp and 3 the game for giving the hull a disgrace of its endurance. So then my game laggs to long I started to wait and rest my head for a few seconds then WAM! I fall 2 dirt blocks below and I get hurt. the best part is, my hull of maximum greatness starts to go into the undug ground WHILE THE FRIGGIN HULL IS STILL GETTING HURT CHIP BY CHIP; so here I'am wondering what the heck do I do tried moving, no use. tried to use my small pack of dynamite, im moving and my propellers are up so it thinks im in the air same with quantium tele. to save your time when I came to my last chip of health, it stopped and I'm in a friggin LAVA PIT! so I blow up and I scream "WHAT THE F***!" real loudly that my neighbors were wondering what was going on. but good thing I saved so it wasnt all that bad.PART 2:I'm low on fuel so I decide to return to the top, I'm up there and I cash in my minerals ok remember I said my fuel was LOW not CRITICAl so I refuel and then when so and I closed the gas screen, I FRIGGIN BLEW UP.... since I didnt save this time, I lost all the money from the minerals from 4,000 and below and when that Annoying cacky laugh from that skull came up (you guys really shouldnt have put that thing in there)I punched my screen, flipped it off and said"SON OF A B****!!" I needed a coughdrop after I said that and decided to give the game one more chance before I quitted for at least 3 months.PART 3: ok here iam got recommended stuff for people who call themselves pros at this game, im in the 6,000's gettin diamonds rubys and emeralds, but this time I came Prepared, I had a fake four leaf clover as a necklace, "haha!" I said,and like Luffy from ONE PEICE, I said "I'M gonna find the Mother Load and become king of this game!"I made sure I wasnt near anything dangerous from LAVA PITS TO GAS BUBBLES. I almost drooled over how much money I was gonna make IF I got out of this alive; I had a- many reserve gas tanks and a matter transmitter then I see some shiny blue ore I was betting it was amazonite, when it was clearly, no-doubtly, cant-miss-it-unless-youre-blind reach but then IT F***** happened AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When that happened, I swore I FELT my eye retinas get way more smaller than normal,my muscles tensed up like heck and I screamed "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"took a moment to breathe"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I felt like the HULK when this happened. I knew I had to take my anger out on somthin. good thing I had a punching bag and so, I tackle the hell out of it and started beating it down like a sworn enemy who drew the line. Then actually noticing this wasnt doing anything but tiring me out, I went into my kitchen grabbed a small knife and stabbed it three times then I punched it and kneed it untill it was all over the place. I felt a lot better and good thing I was alone so I picked up all the peices that were noticable, went to WAL-MART to get a new one and act as if nothing happened when my parents came back. But WHen my dad noticed a tear in the old punching bag's ummm....body bag, he came up to my room and hugged me and said he was proud of me for destroying the thing and being a savage about it. If you noticed by now that I;m trying to waste letters now I jus t w a n t t o s e e w h a t h a p p e n s w h e n y o u u s e a l l o f t h e c h a r a c t e r s. o h y e a h , I d o n ' t b l a m e t h e g a m e for al l w h a t happened to me i think it w a s just my bad luck. well im out of space b e seein ya guys =)



Life of a fish Life of a fish

Rated 4 / 5 stars September 27, 2006

Hey! But Headed shark! have you heard of the sayin

there are bigger fish to EAT maybe?! I'm so sorry I took your socks but I had no choice it was either me or you! the annoying part was when the shark came your only worrying about it and nothin else. I know you were trying to make the game hard as heck ,WHICH YOU DID, but you couldve made the shark have a food bar and have the other fish become eaten if you managed to escape while theyre in his path.


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BASIC halfpipe Game BASIC halfpipe Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 27, 2006

Alright man thanks!

atfer all these years trying to find out what was the 1st song was its thanks to you that I now know what the album is called o ya and about the game it was kinda funny that I couldnt bail so I kept pressing random buttons but you did say it was a basic game right? then why are ppl complaining that it sucks? ignorants...